Hunger is a funny thing. It's a reminder to survive that most of us don't really need. Desire for food is not always brought on by hunger pangs; more often than not it's brought on by a commercial for a McRib or the lingering smell of popcorn in the microwave. Food may be a necessity, but it's also a huge tease.
As a member of the RMC (relatively middle-class), I have never experienced true starvation. But tell that to my stomach. Actually, please don't. I can't be responsible for what happens if you do... The rumbling of my stomach is a warning to all creatures, large and small, that Candi has not yet eaten and must not be disturbed. Woe betide those who do not heed the warning.
Hunger causes mental anguish and an acute lack of common sense regarding one's life choices. For instance:
As a member of the RMC (relatively middle-class), I have never experienced true starvation. But tell that to my stomach. Actually, please don't. I can't be responsible for what happens if you do... The rumbling of my stomach is a warning to all creatures, large and small, that Candi has not yet eaten and must not be disturbed. Woe betide those who do not heed the warning.
Hunger causes mental anguish and an acute lack of common sense regarding one's life choices. For instance:
How I view myself while hungry:
The reality:
Not hungry:
Hungry:
Someone's a hungry, hungry hippo.
ReplyDeleteMcRib!!!!! Oh..... I wish they'd come back....I only had one :(
ReplyDelete.....can we tell Me-chan is hungry too?
We must not speak of the McRib lest we frighten it away... >_>
ReplyDeleteGooey, sticky, barbecue-y, rib-y goodness....