This morning I stopped to buy a bagel and some tea. Dunkin Donuts is notorious for getting my order wrong basically always so when the guy making the food handed me my bag, I just wanted to confirm: "A plain bagel with cream cheese right? Toasted?"
This guy gives me the biggest, creepiest smile I've ever seen, nods, then twirls his Snidely Whiplash-esque mustache, points right at my boobs and says "NUMBER ONE!"
I didn't know whether to be flattered or offended.
This guy gives me the biggest, creepiest smile I've ever seen, nods, then twirls his Snidely Whiplash-esque mustache, points right at my boobs and says "NUMBER ONE!"
Artist's representation.
I didn't know whether to be flattered or offended.
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