Today is Good Friday. Today is when Christians remember how Jesus died on the cross to save their sorry asses. As a predominantly Christian nation, we rightfully have today off. And by we, I mean all government buildings and most offices. Not me.
Let me remind everyone that the godless hellhole that is the DMV is closed for Jesus' death-day, but my CHRISTIAN TV station is very much open. I don't think the Big Guy would be pleased by this, thus I have illustrated his reaction:
I celebrated the impending doom of my place of employment by festooning myself in used up postage strips. Used up by me as I spent the first 2 hours of my work day sticking stamps to postcards.
Let me remind everyone that the godless hellhole that is the DMV is closed for Jesus' death-day, but my CHRISTIAN TV station is very much open. I don't think the Big Guy would be pleased by this, thus I have illustrated his reaction:
YAY JESUS!
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