At the risk of possibly losing all of my faith in mankind's ability to survive beyond the next few episodes of House, I've had to invent a nefarious villain whose sole pleasure is in running around to every public restroom and scattering lint and stray dog hairs all over the toilet bowls. Occasionally he will spill lemonade (sometimes raspberry lemonade) as well. And there are times when he becomes over-zealous and the melted chocolate bars he keeps in his pockets tumble out and onto the floor/walls/light fixtures.
He also sneaks into your room at night and stuffs lint in your belly button.
You're welcome.
He also sneaks into your room at night and stuffs lint in your belly button.
You're welcome.
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