Grog and Mead

Being a secretary can cause "Benjamin Button Syndrome." The longer you spend staring blankly at a computer screen, silent and alone, the faster your brain reverts to a childlike state. This is actually useful as it's the only real way to get any sense fulfillment out of your work.

I take great pride in even the smallest accomplishments:

My sense of danger is replaced with a giddy wonderment:

And then I begin to replay classic movie scenes in my head: