Monday, May 2, 2011

Poop Jokes

I don't like blue toilet water. Whenever I see it, I'm reminded of that disgusting blue water that every mini-golf course in the world uses. It smells ranks and it looks like the spittle that dribbles from the gaping maw of hell. I imagine that's where the toilet water comes from. And so I'm always wary of a stray golf ball popping up while I'm in the bathroom.



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