I realized something today. Something shocking. Something... about grapes.
Grapes make me sad. They should be more cool. Other fruits are cool. Just look at cherries. Cherries are badass mother fuckers. They don't take flak from nobody! Try to diss a cherry and it will turn around and SHANK YOU!
Oranges are cool and they know it. They live in sunny places and get awesome commercial spots from Tropicana and Simply Orange.
But not grapes. Grapes are lame. Grapes are filler fruit. Like cantaloupe. Except cantaloupe makes me think of watermelon and watermelon makes me think of summer. And summer is cool. So by association, cantaloupe is also cool. Grapes are just sad. Don't get me wrong, I like grapes. I just don't feel as though they're pulling their weight. They're not contributing anything useful to the fruit community.
Grapes make me sad. They should be more cool. Other fruits are cool. Just look at cherries. Cherries are badass mother fuckers. They don't take flak from nobody! Try to diss a cherry and it will turn around and SHANK YOU!
Oranges are cool and they know it. They live in sunny places and get awesome commercial spots from Tropicana and Simply Orange.
But not grapes. Grapes are lame. Grapes are filler fruit. Like cantaloupe. Except cantaloupe makes me think of watermelon and watermelon makes me think of summer. And summer is cool. So by association, cantaloupe is also cool. Grapes are just sad. Don't get me wrong, I like grapes. I just don't feel as though they're pulling their weight. They're not contributing anything useful to the fruit community.
Just look at these smug little douchebags.
Grapes contain antioxidants which are essential for the body.
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