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The Stages of Candi

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Candi ureshi -> Candi happy -> Candi ok -> Candi eh.. -> Candi uh oh -> Candi angry -> Candi EATYOURFACE

Google Thinks I Don't Have A Functioning Colon

I sent myself an email with the word poop in it. The next thing I know, all the ads on my homepage are for colostomy bags...

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Have you ever noticed how onigiri always look like they've just walked in on their best friend having sex with a water buffalo?