Stage 1: Demurely pop a few kernels into your mouth before the credits start and everyone can still see you.
Stage 2: The lights are out, the movie's begun, NO ONE CAN JUDGE YOU! Chow down, baby!
Stage 3: Credits roll, lights turn on, you are now crampy, bloated, and questioning the existence of a loving God. You want to die.
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