As a hilariously appropriate follow up to my post about bad resumes yesterday, I received this today (keep in mind that I do not work for Sephora... in any capacity):
"My Name is _________. I am a student at _____________. I am very interested in working with sephora. I will do the best I can to try to get a position with the company.I love make-up and Cosmotology. If given the oppurtunity I will not disappoint. Please take my application and resume in to consideration. I have applied to many different locations.I would love to work in Manhattan or New Jersey. I am interested in starting my own business. I am also interested in travelig. Working with Sephora would help in accomplishing that goal. Please keep the hope Alive. I have many goals and plans set aside and with the help of Sephora and the government that is possible. Please help in graduating college, becoming a successful career woman, starting my own business, Helping the government, and eventually becoming a mother. Entertainment, Fashion, Traveling, Money and babies are my goal. Thank you."
The natural progression of life:
"My Name is _________. I am a student at _____________. I am very interested in working with sephora. I will do the best I can to try to get a position with the company.I love make-up and Cosmotology. If given the oppurtunity I will not disappoint. Please take my application and resume in to consideration. I have applied to many different locations.I would love to work in Manhattan or New Jersey. I am interested in starting my own business. I am also interested in travelig. Working with Sephora would help in accomplishing that goal. Please keep the hope Alive. I have many goals and plans set aside and with the help of Sephora and the government that is possible. Please help in graduating college, becoming a successful career woman, starting my own business, Helping the government, and eventually becoming a mother. Entertainment, Fashion, Traveling, Money and babies are my goal. Thank you."
The natural progression of life:
Was she a 2nd grader?
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