Thursday, March 31, 2011

That News Man

I could very well fix the layout of this blog. I could. But that would require slightly more brain power than I'm willing to expend right now. Instead, let me enthrall you all with the tale of The News Man.

The News Man is a very attractive 30something. He has a winning smile and everyone loves him because he reminds them of all their shattered dreams and aspirations.



When the News Man talks, he holds the microphone close to his lips, as though he were whispering sweet nothings into its ears.



The News Man is everywhere, all at once. Whenever anything happens, he is there.


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