Oh You Silly Artificial Intelligence

Amazon.com likes to give suggestions for gifts for your loved ones. Most of them are tired stereotypes, but sometimes, just sometimes...

They miss the mark completely.

Also, and this may just be me, but do those arrows kind of look like they're trying to fertilize my Il Divo circle?

The Progression of Movie Theater Snacktime

Stage 1: Demurely pop a few kernels into your mouth before the credits start and everyone can still see you.

Stage 2: The lights are out, the movie's begun, NO ONE CAN JUDGE YOU! Chow down, baby!

Stage 3: Credits roll, lights turn on, you are now crampy, bloated, and questioning the existence of a loving God. You want to die.

I See What You Did There

Not to be indelicate but is New Jersey Governor Chris Christie really the best spokesperson for the fight against obesity?

 Just sayin'.