Monday, May 9, 2011

Rainbow Connection


We received an email today from the Pastel Society. What image does that invoke for you?



"No trees were harmed or destroyed in the creation or delivery of this message. However, a significant number of electrons may have been temporarily inconvenienced."

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Sexy

Every morning I sift through a few dozen emails, most of which are your run-of-the-mill male enhancement ads with clever catch phrases like "biG dOnG maKe ladY hapPY NOW!" But occasionally I'll come across a somewhat well disguised one that uses an email address nearly identical to that of my boss or a coworker. These tend to be the most amusing especially when you take into account that they're meant to look as though they've come from someone you know. For instance, my middle-aged Asian male boss supposedly sent me the following message: "I am a atractive blonde, who looks for a male pen friend, or just a man to talk with on Skype or in real life!"

Up until this point he'd made nothing but bad life choices. 

Monday, May 2, 2011

Poop Jokes

I don't like blue toilet water. Whenever I see it, I'm reminded of that disgusting blue water that every mini-golf course in the world uses. It smells ranks and it looks like the spittle that dribbles from the gaping maw of hell. I imagine that's where the toilet water comes from. And so I'm always wary of a stray golf ball popping up while I'm in the bathroom.