Monday, May 9, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Sexy
Every morning I sift through a few dozen emails, most of which are your run-of-the-mill male enhancement ads with clever catch phrases like "biG dOnG maKe ladY hapPY NOW!" But occasionally I'll come across a somewhat well disguised one that uses an email address nearly identical to that of my boss or a coworker. These tend to be the most amusing especially when you take into account that they're meant to look as though they've come from someone you know. For instance, my middle-aged Asian male boss supposedly sent me the following message: "I am a atractive blonde, who looks for a male pen friend, or just a man to talk with on Skype or in real life!"
Up until this point he'd made nothing but bad life choices.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Poop Jokes
I don't like blue toilet water. Whenever I see it, I'm reminded of that disgusting blue water that every mini-golf course in the world uses. It smells ranks and it looks like the spittle that dribbles from the gaping maw of hell. I imagine that's where the toilet water comes from. And so I'm always wary of a stray golf ball popping up while I'm in the bathroom.
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