I went to the local Star Trek convention a few weeks ago and was accosted by a woman with a video camera. When asked if I wanted to participate in what sounded like "the world's longest con," I momentarily pictured myself pointing and laughing at Bernie Madoff and his amateurish scheme. I then summarily agreed. As did my companions. They however understood that we were to be contributing to the world's longest Khan and were not as disappointed as I was to be led to the side of the hotel to stand beside a tree and a pile of dirt.
I recovered quickly though and channeled all my rage towards
Ricardo Montalbán and his glorious mop of 80s metal-esque hair.
I think I got it down, no?
Our voices petered out pathetically towards the end...
If you'd like to see the actual footage, and the rest of the hilarious contributions to the longest Khan, go here: http://thelongkhan.com/
If you don't know what Khan is in reference to: shame on you. Go stand in the corner.
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