One More Time

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See? I can be pretentious too.

This is what happens when I'm left alone too long with the voices in my head. Apparently, they're all angry typography nuts.

Also, since when is Urban Dictionary a classy site? Is this an April Fools thing that I just don't get? Wait, it can't be. It's 12:42AM April 2nd. It would be blasphemous.

I just realized I've been chewing on a bobby pin for the last twenty minutes...

Maybe I should go to sleep?

HELVETICA

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

This is a test. This is only a test. If this had been a real emergency, I would have been too busy bleeding from my eyeballs to write this post.

Just Pick Him Up and Throw Him Three Times

Mayor Robert Bowser of East Orange, NJ is accused of the sexual harassment of a city employee.

I'd like to remind everyone that sexual harassment is not funny.