I just watched a public service announcement about dead babies. Every word was carefully crafted to pull at my heartstrings until I think to myself "maybe I should give up my morning bagel to send money to starving children in Namibia..." It didn't work, unfortunately. Mainly because I was too busy thinking about what an incredibly sexy voice Liam Neeson has. Come on, dead babies, you need a less attractive spokesperson or no one's ever going to take you seriously.
One day I woke up and realized that unicorns weren't real. It was a dark day...
Friday, April 1, 2011
Architect of Destruction
Yesterday I read an article about Monmouth County beaches. Apparently, there was a big to do when the town council overturned a law banning the wanton creation of "sand structures" without a permit.
It's a victory for children and stick-flags everywhere.
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