Today has been quite interesting in a number of ways. In fact it's almost played out like a Christmas carol.
On the 14th of September my office gave to me...
One overzealous Muslim:
He came in to drop off marketing materials, started speaking to me, found out I was Persian and became transfixed on the idea of setting me up with his son. He also invited me to his mosque this weekend for an Islamic festival. He made sure to point out that "there will be PONIES!" And that, should I desire, he would "find the BEST pony" for me to ride. Yes. This happened.
On the 14th of September my office gave to me...
Two delicious cupcakes:
Ok, truth be told, I gave these to me. But still. Just go with it ok?
Three no-show guests:
None of whom cancelled. And somehow I got blamed for it. :D HOORAY!
Seven Asian pears:
A friend of the owner brought a box of Korean pears to the studio and left them on my desk. Again... I don't know why.
AND FINALLY
On the 14th of September my office gave to me:
Eleven Korean orphans:
Who came by bus, spoke no English, and shamelessly flirted with me. I got winked at by nearly a dozen 14 year old orphans who didn't speak a word of English.
THIS
HAPPENED
On the 14th of September my office gave to me...
One overzealous Muslim:
On the 14th of September my office gave to me...
Two delicious cupcakes:
Three no-show guests:
Seven Asian pears:
AND FINALLY
On the 14th of September my office gave to me:
Eleven Korean orphans:
THIS
HAPPENED
