Adventures Abroad

Candi: I love Cabo but it's expensive
Candi: Jamaica's an option too
Candi: I have a meeting with a travel agent tonight
Bosco: Jamaican a good point
Candi: let's hope she's got some options too
Candi: I Haiti you -_-
Bosco: fuck
Bosco: i can't come up with a retort offhand
Candi: maybe you need to take a Chile pill
Candi: OH HO
Bosco: D<
Bosco: hmmm
Candi: now pardon me while I Peru-se the other vacation listings
Candi: I'M ON FIYAAA
Bosco: *siiiiiiigh*
Candi: these deals are great! I simply cannot Belize my eyes!
Bosco: Can you hear my tortured Wales of defeat?
Candi: I'd take Tim to karaoke but he Singapore
Bosco: Well wherever you can Bangkok sounds like a good time
Candi: Oman, did you taste that Turkey last night? So much Greece.
Bosco: Are you Dublin your efforts?
Candi: I don't Bolivia
Bosco: I Ottawa'sh your mind of this line of thinking.
Candi: I've tried! Iran and ran!
Bosco: Cairo you're trying, but can you try harder?
Candi: O-Cayman
Bosco: meh i'm tired
Candi: I concur
Candi: *wipes forehead*

Assholes

How NOT to get a job:

• Walk into an office uninvited.
• Be rude and condescending to the receptionist.
• LIE about your "meeting" with the hiring manager.
• Have your lie discovered.
• Be asked to leave.
• ARGUE.

Way to go, you absolute dumb bitch. I swear if she comes in again I'm calling the freaking cops...

Hate Is Such a Strong Word... Sometimes

This morning the hours were punctuated by a persistent caller. She has, at best, a tenuous grasp on the English language and an even shakier concept of what most of us would call "normal human interaction".

Our conversations went as follows:

After 2 hours of her calling every 5 minutes, on the dot, she began to get upset. She demanded to know what was taking so long. I repeated that my coworker was on a very important conference call with Korea and that I didn't know how long it would take. 

She replied, and I could not be more serious: "What!? That IMPOSSIBLE! Call Korea is expensive!" 

I said: "Yes but ma'am this is a business and we are Korean owned. We have to call out of the country very frequently."

She sputtered in disbelief: "NO! Is IMPOSSIBLE! Too expensive..."

*silence*

Me: "Ma'am?"

Her: "I call again 5 minutes."